January 2011
When people think I'm normal and not a huge...
-redandyellow:
-likeag69:
i-will-unfollow-you-as-soon-as-i:
lol yea
people think i’m an angel ohgod
omg this
Tumblr Girlfriend Application
rahrachelx:
kylie-cain:
JUST OUT OF CURIOUSITY.
Name:
Gender:
Height:
Age:
Eye Color:
Hair Color:
Virgin?:
Smoking?:
Drinking?:
Sexual Orientation:
Job:
Education Level:
Favourite Sport:
Favourite Colour:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Piercings?:
Religion?:
Why I should pick you:
Why you’re applying:
Perfect Date:
-awkward moment when no one will fill this out-
In 10 years, Tegan and Sara will be the hottest 40...
kittycup:
youreyesfocuslikeamicroscope:
yeah?
Yes!
Whenever I hear someone mention a band I listen...
A life with Facebook sluts: Tegan & Sara Edition.
model-through-it:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love you so much, babe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my babe 4eva’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
Party Like it's 1999.. I miss the fucking 90s....
nowherebutup-:
justindrewiloveyou:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
...
Imagine if your future husband/wife is following...
julianandferb:
donthateexterminate:
cosmicbowties:
popplagio:
kajal:
healingsakina:
leachigan:
lifehas2offer:
well, you might as well know all my shit now… and it oughta scare off most potentials. ha!
(i’m okay with being single, dammit.)
After reading my tumblr, no one would want to marry me.
Then I guess we’ll have an awesome marriage.
Lol nope my PRESENT wives...
DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2 TRAILER →
muh-ree-ah:
ifollowthebutterflies:
accioronaldweasley:
OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDD!!
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
OH. MY. FUCKING.
When it's 1am and people on facebook are saying...
punk-and-disorderly:
berrytwee:
And I’m just sitting here like
you don’t know late until you get a tumblr.
or the “is anyone else up?” status. YES a couple hundred thousand people with tumblr are up.
I can't wait...
lovedlikeneverbefore:
to marry you
to move in with you
to attempt to cook for you
to hold you all night
to kiss you good morning
to kiss you goodnight
to tell you “I love you” all day, every day
to have beautiful children with you
to grow old with you
to spend the rest of my life with you
I really cannot wait. I love you.
Reblog with your desktop
julianandferb:
thedoh:
-ducktape:
boomerdelonge:
barbhoppus:
mawfucka:
tomdelonge:
I think I’m the only one that still has the old windows…
I see your unorganized desktop and I give you…
my OCD inspired, perfectly aligned desktop. Mhmm. Billieee
Very unorganised
oh god
@julianandferb omg where did you find the picture for your desktop?!
If you're a real Tumblr user, you must do this.
laurenjustleap:
iamcoolsoshutyourface:
-pinstripes:
getaddictedtothis:
Reblog to see hidden message
L O L
I FIXED IT
oh my god
THIS.
Hellll yea.
ahahahah wow :)
Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
That awkward moment when someone asks what's...
alexaazuline:
Why can’t January go faster :|
REBLOG IF ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FEARS IS TO LOSE...
imaddictedtocatnip:
catchthewind:
and my father.
^^ fuck that, my mom and my grandma.
ATTENTION.
c00lst0rybr0-:
http://destructivesoul.tumblr.com/
THIS GIRL JUST LEFT A SUICIDE NOTE. PLEASE REBLOG.
fuckyeahawesomehouses:
